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Hello Good Morning Internet: It’s Monday. Let’s blade til we don’t give a f*ck.
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I somehow wore a matching track suit to the super market yesterday. I was walking down the frozen food aisle and I realized what I had done.
Me: (Stops cart) I look like an asshole don’t I?
Girlfriend: Yes.
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The Shocked Koala meme lives on at BestWeekEver.
In a related note have you guys tried the new McNugget sauces? I’m a fan of the buffalo and sweet chili.
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